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She was a strong argument for celibacy.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.

We do not love God because he gives us things. God is not our sugar daddy

And Woah! God saw that it was Good

Kinda like a Eschatological Afro

Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

I am ashamed to be less depraved than my friends

(while speaking on American prophylactic useage) This is where the RUBBER meets the road

I positively despise retching

I'm just a notch in your bedpost / But you're just a line in a song

I prefer to use the electric salad spinner found in my laundry room [dryer].

If you put if off till the last minute, it can only take a minute.

PMS is my friend!

I was ordained and sent here to protect the laity from the likes of you

Even tyrants rule with the consent of the governed. I am withdrawing my consent.

So... Dildos can be beautiful?

Hypocrisy is a much underrated virtue

In the beginning was the editor

The Emperor Nero was the first century Elvis. Everyone thought he was still alive somewhere

The trouble with normal is that it always seems to get worse.

Oh I'm so damned!

You all are just a bunch of Drag Queens for Jesus

The bells of heaven go dingaling, oh death where is thy stingaling.

if man was meant to right-click, steve would have given us two buttons

I would like to beg you, dear Sir, as well as I can, to have patience with everything unresolved in your heart and to try to love the questions themselves as if they were locked rooms or books written in a very foreign language. Don't search for the answers, which could not be given to you now, because you would not be able to live them. And the point is, to live everything. Live the questions now. Perhaps then, someday far in the future, you will gradually, without even noticing it, live your way into the answer.

you're one of those little prophitey peoples aren't you?

Part of this water was brought from the River Jordan, the same river Jesus was baptized in by Dr. Richey.

Just as the material earth is made up of countless billions of dead men's bones, so the mental world is all alive with the ghosts of dead men's thoughts and beliefs, the wraiths of dead races' faiths and imaginings.

Before Constantine, one knew as a fact of everyday experience that there was a believing Christian community but one had to "take it on faith" that God was governing history. After Constantine, one had to believe without seeing that there was a community of believes, within the larger nominally Christian mass, but one knew for a fact that God was in control of history.

you don't get fatter, well, you don't get fatter because God is in you. you could get fatter, but don't blame that on God.

A harmless love crammed into the compressions and circumscriptions of family life, financial burden -- a cultivated love in a life that did not have the space for cultivation.

In the middle of the road of my life I awoke in the dark wood where the true way was wholly lost

... Look Closer.

"For we are made for happiness, and any one who is completely happy has a right to say to himself, ‘I am doing God’s will on earth.’ All the righteous, all the saints, all the holy martyrs were happy.”

The last act is bloody, no mater how fine the play.

"We see this [racist theology] more clearly in South Africa because they were less successful in their genocide than Europe's colonization of the new world"

Methodism is really the Skim Milk of Christianity.

Three Rules of Work: Out of clutter find simplicity; From discord find harmony; In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.