5 Mar, 2008 in Uncategorized by KevinP

ROFLMAO.

I just got the following e-mail. The grammar and word choice is so poor as to be laughable, and the idea that a contract killer would extort less than ten grand is laughable.

I am very sorry for you XXXXXXXX, is a pity that this is how your life is
going to end, as soon as you don’t comply. As you can see introduction
is of no
importance to you as I don’t have any business with you, my duty as I am
mailing you now is just to KILL you I have already been paid for that.

Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have
spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told me that he
wanted you dead and he provided us with your name ,picture and other necessary
information’s we need about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and they
have carried out the necessary spy needed for the operation on you, but I told
them not to kill you yet that I will like to contact you and see if your life
is Important to you or not since their findings shows that you are innocent.
I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I didn’t tell
him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to
contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they
are telling me everything about you. Just to let you know that am not joking

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE?. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay
some fees to spare your life, $9,000 is all you need to spend You will
first of
all pay $4,500 then I will send a tape to you which i recorded every
discussion
i had with the person who want you dead and as soon as you get the tape, you
will pay the remaining $3,500. If you are not ready for my help, then I will
carry on with my job straight-up.

WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE
BECAUSE I
WILL KNOW.REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! I WILL
EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY.DO NOT COME OUT ONCE
IT IS 7:PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF MY
DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD THEN YOU CAN USE IT
TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY

xxxxxxx.killer@gmail.com

3 Responses so far | Have Your Say!

  1. Old Man Microbe - Gravatar

    Old Man Microbe  |  March 5th, 2008 at 5:45 pm #

    Ok,
    This one is too darn funny. You need to document the “nigerian death threat”. Tell him as soon as the honorable sirs in nigeria pay you for winning the irish sweepstakes, you’ll pay him.
    see if he really is as stupid as he sounds. Maybe he’ll fly to switzerland to meet you at your bank?
    ROFL

  2. Old Man Microbe - Gravatar

    Old Man Microbe  |  March 5th, 2008 at 5:47 pm #

  3. Jared - Gravatar

    Jared  |  March 6th, 2008 at 11:19 am #

    That is definitely crossing some sort of new line. Trying to play off of people’s greed is one thing; threatening (even hollowly) to kill them is another level of despicable entirely.

    ~PS

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