8 May, 2007 in
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KevinP
praxistheologia.com
Look Up.Ever since I was attacked by a colony of fire ants on the way home from school my Sr. year of High school, I’ve firmly believed that fireants were not created by God in the seven days of creation[1]. Indeed, my current hypothesis is that they were created by satan himself on the day of God’s rest. Only satan could create such a vile and worthless creature. And so it is with great pleasure I report that Yahoo claims a new virus is wiping out fire ant mounds throughout Texas.
Red fire ants facing killer virus - Yahoo! News:
Die fire ants die!
[1] not that I believe in a literal 7 days anyway.
Ginger | May 8th, 2007 at 9:27 am #
… Did not realize they were not indemic to the US. Die you stinging, garden-wrecking little demons!!
Old Man Microbe | May 8th, 2007 at 6:52 pm #
The only good fire ant is a dead one.
Microbes Rule!!!
Danielle | May 10th, 2007 at 7:46 pm #
But you believe satan can create?
grete | May 29th, 2007 at 12:54 pm #
Unfortunately, the leftover ones are making their way north to Virginia. Probably to our new backyard.