If your father died and left behind a legacy that involves the Geico lizard, a stalking pig who claims to love you, and the cancelation of your childrens show, you’d be depressed to. It seems our green furry friend of childhood lore is in need of some hi-dose anti-depressants.
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I was listening to Bush last week on the bus while reading Augustine. It’s a combination I highly recommend. It occurred to me that Bush’s famous song “Glycerine†makes far more sense, if one simply replaces the word “Glycerine†with “Augustine.†It probably only makes sense to if you’ve read Confessions, but the gist is [...]
Step 1: Befriend the cat. This involves speaking to it in baby talk, rubbing it behind the ears and giving it kitty treats.
Step 2: Delve your evil mind into the wikipedia articles on Pavlovian conditioning.
Step 3: Become and evil genius and start laughing maniacally.
Step 4: Spend the next 1.5 hours walking up the steps calling [...]
Meet Endo, the no-moving-part dead simple fridge magnet clip. It’s a rare earth magnet encased in a plastic shaped to provide a fulcrum. Placed against a ferro-magnetic surface the “clip†allows you to hold up to 20 sheets of paper, or as the photo shows, an iPod.
I went to the grocery store tonight. Walking into the store I was approached by a homeless fellow. He told me he drank. He told me he’d smoked pot. He told me he’d be grateful if I bought him some food, but what he really wanted was cash to wash his clothes.
My senses were [...]
I may be a Mac Nerd, but I still have substantial *nix street cred. While waiting for my class to start today I discovered this nerdCore rap from stanford’s “finest†titled Kill -9 it’s a rap on unix commands.
For those of you who, you know chose to date in high school and college instead [...]
Many of you have often heard me quip that I’m the proud father of the two best cats in the world, Dharma and Stitch. Stitch’s favorite toy is a laser pointer. Every night stitch knocks something off the table and that’s my signal that the master would like to play chase-the-red-dot. For the next 45 [...]
